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PUBLIC NOTICES. On The Farm V3A WOLFES! SCHNAPPS on b kepi Helpful m KIDNEY®BIAMR| TROUBLES. LANE’S EMULSION Its work is TO HEAL DISEASED LUNGS, TO CURE COLDS, TO STRENGTHEN FRAIL BODIES. It does its work well. No combination of words is equal to the task of telling what a really good lung healer LANE’S EMULSION is. Cod Liver Oil, Creasote, Fresh Eggs—medicine and food combined. Buy it and try it today. Two sizes, 2/6 and 4/6. Chemists and stores. TAKE NONE BUT LANE’S. 79 JONES’S HONEY PECTORAL COiPETITLN. I PRIZES OF j TWO GUINEAS | ONE GUINEA i HALF GUINEA ; FIVE SHILLINGS 1 respectively will be given ' to the persons who make the greatest 1 number of words FROM THE 1 LETTERS COMPRISED IN “ HONEY PEGTOIIAL.” RULES. —(1) No word to contain less than three letters. (2) No word lo contain any tetter more frequently than it appears in •• Honey Pectoral "—that is to say, the letters 0 and E, for example, can be used twice in the one word. (3) All words to be recognised dictionary words; obsolete words, slang, and proper names not allowed. CONDITIONS.—(I) Purchase a bottle of JONES’S HONEY PECTORAL, and enclose OUTSIDE label with Blue Paper attached, with name and address of competitor; letters to bo addressed to E. B. Jones, Yarrow street, Invercargill, on or before May 31, 1911. (2) Competitions posted on 31st May will be accepted. W. G. Mehaffey, Bsq., has kindly consented to act as judge.
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Evening Star, Issue 14572, 22 May 1911, Page 8
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