Maud: “Mr Softly is a very uninteresting sort of man. He is always in love.” Mario : “1 should think that would make him interesting.” Maud; “It would, if it wasn’t always with some other girl.” Corporal (to soldier); “ Why is the blade of Die sabre curved instead of straight?” Private ; “ It's curved in order to give more force to the blow.” Corporal; “Humbug! The sabre is curved so as to fit the scabbard. If it were straight, how would you get it into the crooked scabbard, blockhead?” THAT TIRED FEELING. It is not natural to have that tired feeling day in and day cut that you go to bed with at night and gel up with in the morning—it is a sure sign that your system is out of order. To refresh yourself and regain that strong vigorous feeling you should take -t course of Chamberlain’s Tablets. They will strengthen your stomach ■ and stimulate your liver'and bowels to renewed activity. Although you have not realised it, it is these organs that have caused that tired feeling. There is no bolter medicine made tor all disorders of the stomach, liver, and bowels than Chamberlain’s Tablets. —[Advt.]
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Evening Star, Issue 14308, 5 March 1910, Page 11
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195Page 11 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 14308, 5 March 1910, Page 11
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