Miss Antique: “ Officer, 1 appeal for protection. A man is following me and attempting to make love to me.” Kind Policeman; ‘‘What? Well, I’ve beer lookin’ for an escaped lunatic 1 Where u he?” “ Maud, can’t you play tennis without all that noise?” “Now, how do you suppose we are going to play tennis without raising a racquet?” ;
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Evening Star, Issue 14225, 26 November 1909, Page 1
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58Page 1 Advertisements Column 7 Evening Star, Issue 14225, 26 November 1909, Page 1
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