House Hunting.—Monsieur (to the concierge) : " You tell me that no dogs and no pianos are allowed in these flats. Now there's somebody playing the piano downstairs, and as I came up I met a dog." The Concierge : " I beg monsieur's pardon. Monsieur does not understand. That was my dog, and that is my daughter playing the piano." A Simple F^xplanation.—Mary Jane: " What makes you so black, Topsy ?" Topsy : " Yon'd be black, too, if you was born at midnight, in a dark room, and had a black faddai aa 4 a bUck uxuamx I",-.
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Evening Star, Issue 14117, 21 July 1909, Page 3
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93Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 14117, 21 July 1909, Page 3
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