A schoolmaster was one day greatly annoyed by not getting satisfactory answers to the question's he put to one of the schoolboys. At last he called the dunce to the front of the class, and said: " Here's twopence. Away you go and buy some brains." But he felt very small when the boy turned round with the query : " Shall I tell the shopkeeper they're for you, sir?" For constipation and piles Sulfarilla Tablets are a safe remedy. Keep a bos .in your pocket, and eat one daft*, Is box. all ehenn?*v-fAdvfcJ
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Evening Star, Issue 14037, 19 April 1909, Page 6
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91Page 6 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 14037, 19 April 1909, Page 6
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