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Evening Star, Issue 14002, 8 March 1909, Page 1

FOR .-HIS FATHER'S DINNER. A little boy was sent to a shop by his mother, and being desirous to get away to play, he made all the haste he could. The shop -was full of customers when he arrived.: but he poshed himself to the front, and bawled out—"I .say, grocer, will you serve me quick? It's for my father's dinner.'' " Well, what' do you want, my little man?" said the grocer, leaving the customer he was serving. "Twa-pun o' saft soap and a packet o' washin' "powder.." "Any complaints," corporal?" asked a colonel, who was making a personal inspection. " Yes, sir. ' Taste that, sir," said tie corporal promptly. The colonel put the liquid to his lips. "Why," he said, "that's the best soud t —«— 4 n ~4.~.4 >' «tt -:- » :j ii. r "and it's served'to us as coffee." Mr A. Bailuy, Picton, N.Z., says: "I have rhoea Remedy a number of times, and have never known it fail to effect a cure. My late father' always jkegt a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrhoea Remedy in his house, and I have often heard him recommend friends."—£AdvtJ