Patient: "As we have known each other bo long, doctor, I do not intend to insult yon by paying your bill. But I have left you a handsome legacy in my will." Physician : " Very kind of yon, I'm sure. Allow me to look at that prescription again. I wish to make a slight alteration in it. Miss Oldbird (affianced, somewhat sadlvl: after onr union!" The count :\ "Loaf I Why, mein tarling, I will be vun g-r-r-r-and loafer all my life." \Vhile changeable weather prevails colds are very liable to be caught; but: these can be easily and speedily cured by the use of Conquest's Cough Cordial, the popular remedy.— [Anvr.J J -:■;• ■•■-, ' '
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Page 2 Advertisements Column 6, Evening Star, Issue 10467, 10 November 1897
Page 2 Advertisements Column 6 Evening Star, Issue 10467, 10 November 1897
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