Grandpa: " Tommy, If you are real good I'll give you some apples." Tommy : " Let me be a little bad, grandpa, and only give me one."
" Cut it short!" said an annoyed patron to a talkative barber. " All right!" and the scissors swept by the board the port side of a pet moustache. Modesty seldom resides in a breast that is not enriched with nobler virtues.
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Page 2 Advertisements Column 1, Evening Star, Issue 8018, 21 September 1889, Supplement
Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 8018, 21 September 1889, Supplement
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