Young Wyngheele (bicycle enthusiast): 44 Well, old man, when shall we welcome you to the ranks of the ’Cyclers ? ” Grumpson: 44 Never. I despise a machine that requires three cranks to operate it—two at the wheel aud one in the saddle. ” Young Lady: 44 Mr Conductor, will I have time to say good bye to my friends ?” Conductor: 44 Guess not, miss; this train leaves in two hours and a half.”
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Page 2 Advertisements Column 2, Evening Star, Issue 7990, 20 August 1889
Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 7990, 20 August 1889
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