Mistress: “ Bridget, everything in the house is covered with dust, I can’t stand this dust any longer.” Bridget: “Doas I do, mum—don't pay any attention to it.” The head-waiter at a certain hotel was named Topp, and the guests noticed that if they wished |to have a tip-top dinner they had tojtip Topp.
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Page 2 Advertisements Column 4, Evening Star, Issue 7978, 6 August 1889
Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 7978, 6 August 1889
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