A miller fell asleep in his mill, and bent forward until his hair was caught in some machinery, and almost a handful of hair was pulled out. Of course he was awakened. His first bewildered exclamation was: " Hang it! wife, what's the matter now ?" Some strolliDg Thespians were once playing ' Macbeth' in a country town. Their properties were not kept in very systematic order, for when the hero of Shakespeare's drama exclaimed: "Is this a dagger which I see before me ?" a shrill voice responded from the "flies" "No, sir; it's the puttyknife : the dagger's lost!" Gentleman (in a cab): "Driver, this isn't where I told you to stop; drive on, I'm in a hurry." Irish Cabman: *' Whisht, your honor; whisht! I'm only desavin' the beast. When I bang the door he'll think you're out, and he'll cut up the hill like mad." Master Ned (to Rev. Dr Trehern): i " Wish I'd been here last night when you baptised the company." Rev. Dr Trehern : I " What do you mean, my son ? I did not baptise anybody." "No? Well, mamma said i that when you came in last night you threw cold water on everybody."
JPOTJLIO NOTICES*. CENTRAL EBBTAUBANT. BTO to intimate to the Publio generally that I have made considerable additions .0 my Restaurant, and aU« added a Ladies' . Dining t OOM. Prices as usuaL All Meals, 6d ; Beds, Od. Everything olean , ND Comfortable, Breakfast from 7 to 10 a.m. ENTRAL Restaurant, ANSK street, R3 A. LEHMANN, Proprietress. THE BEEHIVE. MPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. ANTED the Public to Inspect the I RAND Display of RIME HAMS, BACON, TEAS, ND other Notions. D. SUTHERLAND, George street. B.—Our Teas are Superior to any in the City. J. JOHNSON. . RTIFIOIAL LIMBS Made on the shortest _ notioe by ' JOHNSON, 148 George street, Dnnedin. Crutches in stock. IXCELSIOR OORSRT.—Wanted known i That Mrs Johnson is the only Maker of the Excelsior Corset; boat in the Colony. J. MSBET. ERHANGLUGS.— The EWEST and Best Styles of APERHANGINGS to be seen In quantity, from 4d upwards. UST Landed, Rich and Choice Designs NIBBET'S, Octagon, Dunedln, pain er, glazier, eta
J. G. GREEN. JE> dron's School Boots; wear guaranteed, prices reduced. J. G. Green, 87 George street. BEFORE Buying Elsewhere iospeot Stook of Walking Shoes; splendid variety, lowest prices; see Windows. 37 George street. CHEAPEST in Dunedin. Ptrong Bal(good solid value); cheap line Men's, 7s lid. CHEAPEST in Dunedin.—Ladies strong xJ Leather Slippers, 2s lid; Prunellas (heels), 4s lid. J. G. Green, 37 George street. MESTON'S CITY DAIRY. "ESTON'S, 96 George streot, for finest iYL Batter, new-laid Hggs, sweet Cream, puro rich Milk, genuine Buttermilk. MESTON'S for tender Poultry, fresh . trapped Rabbits, pure Honey, Devonshire Cream, mild cured Hams, side and roll Bacon. 'ESTON'S for finest • flavored Cheese, . home-made Jam?, pure Lollies, cheap Fruit. Civility, cleanliness, attention. TYREE AND BROCKLEBANK. ICTURE Framing. Mouldings, Frames, etc., of all kinds on hand and in stock. HOTOGRAPHIO Plueh Frames of the latest designs, cheap, and made to order. OOD and Cheap selection of Prints, OleoVJT Rraphs, etc., on hand. Note the address, 164 George Btreet. G. H. SMITH. MPORTANT NOTICE. Beg to intimate to the General Publio I have Bought the Entire Stook of r FORD AND CO., grocers and provision (ARRYING on the business at the same J address, where I shall be pleased to see my OLD Customers who will favor me with their Orders. Nothing but the best brands of goods kept in stock. '"N H. SMITH, family grocer and provision merchant, 121 George street. J THOMAS SIME, JEWE' LER, BEG to Notify the General Public that I Princeß Btreet (Upstairs), neit Fx- „ _j change Court, and am prepared to take Orders in "EWELLERY and Watchmaking, Repairing ■& of Watches, Clocks, etc., at moderate prices. Thomas Sime. JOHN GILLIES, URNISHING Undertaker, 18 George street and 11 Great King street, CONDUCTS Adults' Funerals respectably, with Hearse and Attendance, from 70s upwards. jHILDREN'S, from 30s upwards. MournU ing Carriages as required. RUTHERFORD AND CO. IUTHBRFORD AND CO, are still taking HOTOGRAPHS—Cabinets, 10s 6d; Cards, 6s 6d. PPOSITE Bank of New Zealand, Prlnora Btreet. HIMMEL BROTHERS o~f O Princes Btreet south, opposite the Spanish Restaurant. Repair ACCORDIONS, Concertinas (with steel tongues), American Organs, Hand Organs, Harmoniums, and Pianos tuned. (LAtUONETTES, Flutes, Fans, Speotaole V/ Frames, Pipes, Carving Forks, Jewellery, etc,; also Clocks^, Engagements taken for
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