Husband, who has a little engagement on hand : " I shall bo at the office very late tonight, my dear, posting my books, and you had better not sit up for me." Wife : " Very well, John. When lam ready to go to bed, . I'll just say good-night to you through the telephone." John wishes he had never had his house connected with his office by telephone. Book agent: "I would like to show you the very latest English cyclopa;dia." Oldtimer : " No, sir; English or American, I could never learn to ride one at my time of life."
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Page 4 Advertisements Column 1, Evening Star, Issue 7944, 27 June 1889
Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 7944, 27 June 1889
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