Lie I. Time 11 a.m.—Mother; “ Now mind, Johnnie, there’s a ghost in that dark closet guarding the jam!’ Johnnie trembles violently and commences to water at the mouth. Lie 11. Time 2 p.m.—Johnnie : “ Oh, mamma ! the ghost has eaten half of the jam.” It is said that a Kay West fisherman rubs his body with kerosene oil and swims among the sharks ju safety. They don’t want to get any nearer to him than you do to a man who has been eating last year’s onions.
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Page 2 Advertisements Column 5, Evening Star, Issue 7907, 15 May 1889
Page 2 Advertisements Column 5 Evening Star, Issue 7907, 15 May 1889
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