SMILE AWHILE

Evening Post, Volume CX, Issue 71, 20 September 1930, Page 20

SMILE AWHILE

Peter and Pam wro told to share an apple. Having cut it in two, Peter took the bigger portion for himself. "You greedy boy 1" said Pam. "If I had chosen I should have taken the .smaller piece for myself." "Then why worry!" said Peter, "Yon have it now!" 1 "TE KOTEBA " Vogeltown. ' » ' » ' » Jeahie:v 'Jock, Jock, there's a strange cow in the vegetable garden." Jook: "Alright woman, don't stand there miking that fuss. Hurry up and ''milk it before it gets out." , LADY VIOLA. (10) ; Jfwoue. i "What is wind, children," asked the schoo! teacher. Xo one "spoke. '•Con», come." said the teacher. At !«»». Jlt,tle chap volunteered, "Please, tflaohe?, air In a hnrry!" ■ "TTVTT.-TGHT." (11) hmm ITiJtt.

Two British sailors had tickets for the dog show, and wero gazing -with wondering eyes at a Skyc terrier, which had so much hair that it looked more like a woollen rug than a dog. "Which end's 'is 'cad, Bill?*' asked one. "Blowed if I know," was the reply. "But I^ll stick a pin in Jim, and you loolc which end barks." 3 "APKIL." (12) Lyall Bay- . ' . , * * ,',,,. „ y?n*h at college telegraphed to his DaJ: "Ni> m?.nT n° fun.—Your son." His Dad replied: "How sad—too bad. "PANSHELL." (10) Eastbourne. < /If yon please, *Mrs* Bronu, Johnnio's cap is in the ponrl," said Jack. "Then where is Johnnie?" asked Mra. Brown"if yon pleaae, he's in the cap," answered' Zacte, • (12) Nelson.