SMILE AWHILE.
Toto, six years old, insists on singing while being put to bed.' It is not the variety of his repertory but his piercing voice that hurts. So each time he gets scolded. "Bo quiet, Toto; you will awaken your little sister." But the other night it was the little sister who, being tormented with teething, was crjing and whimpering in her bod. So Toto called admonishingly to her: "Bo quiet, Arictlc; you will wake me up.'' I want a box of pills, please. Pills? Anti-bilious? No; Uncle. When two brothers awoke one morning one informed tho other that there had been lightning' and thunder during the night. | "Why didn't you wake me?" asked tho other angrily; "you know I can't sleep through a storm." Teacher on Hygiene: "Why must we always keep our nouses neat and clean?" Pupil: "Because company may walk in at any moment." The bridal party was at the_ altar. The small flower girl was the adoring niece of the bride. All her life she had tagged. Aunt Frances. The minister, reading the service, asked: "po you take this man to bo your wedded Husband?" "I do," said the bride. * "I do, too, Aunt Francey," piped up the small flower girl, loyally.
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Evening Post, Volume CVI, Issue 11, 14 July 1928, Page 15
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207SMILE AWHILE. Evening Post, Volume CVI, Issue 11, 14 July 1928, Page 15
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