MISTAKEN IDENTITY.
Warrior.(from Palestine, whose baby 13 about to be christened, and who has a bottle of Jordan wafer for" the purpose) Eh, by the.way, meenister, I ha'e brocht this bottle
Minister: No' the noo, Jaddie! After the ceremony I'll be vera pleased.
TOO SENSITIVE FOR SCIENCE.
The teacher of the class in physiology put to Tommy this question: "How many ribs have you?" "I don't know, ma'am," said Tommy, squirming at the very thought. ''I am so awful ticklish I never could count'em."
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Evening Post, Volume XCVII, Issue 38, 15 February 1919, Page 11
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84MISTAKEN IDENTITY. Evening Post, Volume XCVII, Issue 38, 15 February 1919, Page 11
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