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Evening Post, Volume XCVI, Issue 14, 16 July 1918, Page 6

CHAMPION ; IS DOWNHEARTED AS MIRTH IS TO BE PROHIBITED. > — COPY OF TELEGRAM SENT TO SIR JAMES ALLEN, X.C.8., DEFENCE MINISTER-, WELLINGTON, 13th JULY, 1918. "TNTELLIGENT AND MIRTHFUL •*■ CHAMPION NOTICES WITH REGRET THAT MR, BISHOP, OF" CHRISTCHURCH, HAS SWALLOWED THE NORTHERN JOKE OF THE 'PIE ON' FARM OF 300 ACRES, WHICH AT £100 PER ACRE IS £30,000, WITH INTEREST AT 6. PER CENT. IS £1800 PER ANNUM TO YIELD 2fl BALES WOOL, VALUED AT £450. I I DON'T THINK ANYONE BUYING ! 'PIE ON FARM WOULD BE ON i VELVET, AND, TRULY, HE 1 WOULD BE THE LAST MAN FROM A MENTAL HOME TO PUT HIS 'POT ON',AT THESE FIG- ! URES. IT IS REPORTED JOKES ARE TO BE PROHIBITED. I AM ! INSTRUCTING MY PEOPLE TO i LEARN THE DEAF AND DUMB i ALPHABET AND RETIRE IN A ;.. COMATOSE STATE, AND WHEN THE THAW IS ON TO RECUPERATE ON STANDARD OATMEAL, AND ROLLED OATS, ! ' ■ I AM, :«T, AUCKLAND." v"« 5 A TORT ET A TKAVERS (At Random, Without Consideration). / • ■ PROPOSED MEMORIAL. SINAI AND PALESTINE CAMPAIGN. IT is proposed to erect near JERUSALEM, at the end of the Wair, a Monument to the Memory of Office-re, Non-commissioned Officers, and Mem of the Egyptian Expeditionary Force who have fallen in Sinai and Palestine. A fund, for this purpose has been opened' in the Egyptian Expeditionary Force. It is possible that the relatives of Officers and other ranks who have lost their lives in this campaign may also wish to subscribe. It is requested, therefore,, that those desiring' to contribute to this Fund will forward subscriptions—limited) in the case ■of relatives of Officers to £1 and of other ranks to ss—to MESSRS. COX AND CO., Charing: Dross, London, S.W. 1. Envelopes should be marked "Palestine Memorial." '. N.Z. WINES. SUPPORT A N.Z; INDUSTRY And Insist upon Having REGINALD COLLINS (Limited's) GOLD MEDAL WINES. Grown and Matured at our own Vineyards, Te Mata, Hawkes Bay. PORT 48s doz., MADEERA 48s doz., ' CLARET 38s .doz., HOCK 38s doz., CHABLIS 28s doz.. Obtainable- from Leading Wine and Spirit Merchants or Direct from the Growers, REGINALD COLLINS, LTD., Head Office: National Mutual Buildings, Customhouse-quay, Wellington. PORTFOLIO ENLARGEMENTS, BARTLETT AND ANDREW'S En- ■ laTgements are in a, class of theiT own. They embody all the Dignity and Beauty of Baitlett Photography. A PERMANENT S&pia Enlargement in the new Portfolio Style may be made from any photograph or snapshot. If you live at a distance, post tho photo; if convenient, call. BARTLETT AND ANDREW, LTD., The Bartlett Studio, 10, WILLIS STREET, WELLINGTON. 'Phone 1253. LADIES' TAILOR-MADE COSTUMES. if ADIES. who desire to follow the trend -Li of correct fashion—to dress with individuality—must make no mistake in choosing their tailors. Our tailor (Mr. Griffiths) is in tho forefront of the tailoring profession, and all Costumes receive his personal supervision. Satisfaction absolutely guaranteed. Try, us for your next Costume. JAMES SMITHS, LTD. THE LADIES' TAILORS, 80, CUBA-STREET. THE FAMOUS TAILORING By Tt/giLLIGAN'S EXPERTS, KELBURN-AVENUE, Gives its patrons DOUBLE SATISFACTION: ' SATISFACTION in wearing clothes they know are refined in appearance, And SATISFACTION in enduring eervioe. TVjTR. BRIDGE, Dentist (late Upper Willis - street), MACARTHY'S CHAMBERS, 50, Willis-street (next Grady, Jeweller). Hours-9-to 5. Tel. 4491. iiC vr. h. didsbury, DENTAL SURGEON, 144, WILLIS-STREET. Telephone 216. Hours 9 to 6. TJyONFORD ¥. T. APLIN, , DENTIST, 68 LAMBTON-QUAY. "PRINTING of the Highest Order can A bo obtained at minimum prices from Tbs Bvflnitig Pqsi G«n«> lal Pfritttto# Depwtmsr+t,.