LYING DOWN.

Cromwell Argus, Volume LXVIII, Issue 3481, 9 August 1937, Page 7

LYING DOWN.

If to grumbling you're inclined Every time a plan goes wrong. Grumble on and ease your mind, But keep plodding right along. Grit your teeth and wear a frown. But keep walking straight ahead There's no sense In lying down Till it's time to go to bed.

If 111 luck has come your way, Keep on fighting as you sigh; While with wailing loss you stay Life's parade goes marching by. Never mind what's come and gone, Waste no time on chances fled; Forward march and carry on. Do your lying down in bed!

When misfortune deals a blow, Be your body bruised and black, There is just one way to go; There can be no turning back. While you've strength to walk the town Stand up straight and look ahead. There's no sense in lying down Till it's time to go to bed.

Joan: "Have you chosen any of your bridesmaids

Mary: "Yes, I'm having Peggy Brown, Dolly Smythe and " Joan: "Dolly Smythe. I thought you hated her."

Mary: "Well, you see, the bridesmaids are to wear yellow, and you can imagine how that will go with Dolly's complexion."

A teacher had dwelt with wearisome iteration on the part played by carbohydrates, proteins, and fats respectively the upkeep of the human body. At the end of the lesson the usual test questions were put. "Can any girl tell me the three foods required to keep the body in health?" was the first one.

There was silence till one girl replied: "Breakfast, dinner ?ikl tea!' !