An Irishman who had bought a new house went to a signwriter. "Do ye think ye could paint me a noice name on the gate, wi' plenty o' squirls an' trimming'?" said be. "On the gate?" said the other. "Certainly! Here's a nice style with the name not straight, but oblique " "Eh," said the Irishman, "shure oi don't want any o* your 'O'Bleak'—Oi want it put on 'O'Brien'!" Shy Curate: "Is your dog intelligent?" Pert Flapper: "Rather! Here, Spot, come and show Mr. Smith how to kiss
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Cromwell Argus, Volume LXI, Issue 3160, 27 April 1931, Page 2
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87Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Cromwell Argus, Volume LXI, Issue 3160, 27 April 1931, Page 2
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