SMART LAD!
The inspector had come to take the class in physiology, and he tried little Tommy with this teaser: "How manv bones have you in your body, my lad?" "Nine hundred," replied Tommy promptly.
"Oh, indeed," said the Inspector. "Well, that's a great many more than i have."
"Very likely,'" said Tommy, "but then, perhaps, you ain't had kippers for breakfast!"
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Cromwell Argus, Volume LXI, Issue 3159, 20 April 1931, Page 7
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62SMART LAD! Cromwell Argus, Volume LXI, Issue 3159, 20 April 1931, Page 7
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