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Laugh time

Q. What do you call a cat who swallowed a duck? A. A duck-filled fatty puss. Q. What has four legs and can’t walk? A. Two pairs of trousers. Q. What is the invention that enables you to see through the thickest of walls? A. A window.

Q. Who has the biggest boots in the New Zealand Army? A. The soldier with the biggest feet Q. Where do tadpoles change into frogs? A. In the croakroom.

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Press, 6 October 1987, Page 34

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Laugh time Press, 6 October 1987, Page 34

Laugh time Press, 6 October 1987, Page 34