Riddle time
Q. What would you get if you crossed electric blankets with toasters? A. People who pop out of bed in the morning. Q. What sickness can’t you talk about until it is cured? A. Laryngitis.
Q. What would happen if you ate yeast and polish? A. You would rise and shine. Q. What always has one eye open but cannot see? A. A needle. Q. When is coffee like the surface of the earth? A. When it is ground.
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Press, 12 March 1985, Page 12
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