“Good bacon certainly tastes best In the open— * “Yes, and good tobacco tastes best In Ardzthl* XJmsm Sixpence in London —Sixpence here! mmt' TOR CONSISTENTLY SNAPS KODAK KHRO FASTER, DOUBLE-COATED cum r H LIVI From all Chemists, KODAK Dealers and KODAK ZEALAND LTD. £Bl Colombo Street. Christchurch. m m
Even on Holiday our Thirst Never Rests ! Tim; “Why does thin game of leapfrog remind you of the one and only Tiger’s Milk?” Ru: “Because it takes the best of Hops to make the grade. reminds me why do you call the girl friend ‘Extemporiser . Tims “WeU, she makes up as she goes along. Anyway, what make* you want to quote poetry'after a couple of noggins ?’ Ru: “Well, I was always taught at school that 2 pints make 1 quote. I certainly quart you out (Acre, because that is the explanation of the phrase ‘Bung, drawn, and quart-ed.’ ” Tims “Let’s go before you quart any more trouble. I crave a bottl® of lunch right now.” TIMARU BOTTLED - THE LUXURY BREW at the price of ordinary Beer IMARU TA THE FRIENDLIEST DRINE IN THE WORLD •'Have you Written lor Your Copy ol “It’s All in the State ol i^ Brewed and Bottled with loving care by N.Z. BREWERIES LTD., Timtru Branch^^^
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Press, Volume LXXIV, Issue 22309, 25 January 1938, Page 12
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