HAVE A LAUGH EVERYTHING WAS LOVELY He had made good in the city, and became manager of a hotel. He asked his old mother down on a visit and gave her one of the best rooms in the place, with a private bath adjoining. Next morning he asked: "Did you have a good night's rest?" "Well, no," replied his mother, "I didn't. The room was all right; the bed was lovely, but I couldn't sleep very much. You see, I was afraid someone would want to take a bath, and the only way to it was through QUITE A PROBLEM Two psycho-analysts met in the street. Said one to the other: "You feel fine. How do I feel?"
ADVERTISING RATES SCALE OP CHARGES Classified Notices ADVERTISEMENTS of 12 words under the classified headings on this page, 1/- per insertion, 3 insertions 2/6, 6 consecutive Insertions 5/- prepaid. Extra charge if booked. AMUSEMENTS 5/6 per inch per insertion. Casual Advertisements 5/6 per inch per insertion Minimum charge 2/9 All advertisements for page one must be handed in by 9.30 a-m, on day of issue.
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Bay of Plenty Times, Volume LXX, Issue 13622, 21 April 1942, Page 2
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