JOKES.
How is it that you know so much ab , the Smiths' private affairs'" ~,»,•, if lookin g a f ter their parrot while they are holidaying." Mr. Jones (to tramp): Do you ever take a bath? Tramp: No Guv'nor. I never take anything bigger than a silver teapot. Smith: Is that man Brown honest 7 Jones: Honest! I never shake hands with him without counting my fingers afterwards! First Kangaroo: Annabelle, where is the baby? Second Kangaroo: My goodness I ve had my pocket picked! Sergeant (bursting in during dinner): Any complaints? Timid Tommy: If vou please, the meat's funny. Sergeant: Well then, laugh.
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Auckland Star, Volume LXXII, Issue 121, 24 May 1941, Page 2 (Supplement)
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