RANDOM SHOTS

Auckland Star, Volume LXIX, Issue 106, 7 May 1938, Page 13 (Supplement)

RANDOM SHOTS

It's hard In Wi'tc that tltr street fill! vhn usril to bill-ill and hcsittil-i wer the arcrplunre of a box of can die* hefnre tnarrinpr. M thr same one trh't nmi' ftralift your P'Ui the minute you enter the house on J'richn/ evening.

Oα the. ?ul>jcrt of high finance, we miulit explain to our read-vi that a j debtor is a man who owes nii-iiov, and a creditor i~ the bird who t'.:iuk.-< hi-".- gi'iiiiT to get. it. ■ • • • "We irerc making our vn;i nrrnxx the intersection of tfitrrn and Cuslniiir. Sh'-r/f, \hr oilier rim/ and jnit out our arm to fiijiial n Irfl I urn when, curses, ■mother buby nir run »/> our sleeve. A national movpinoal i< under way to jnuko liability insurance fur motnri-t----c-unipulsoi-}-. It would >(H'in that u policy is the Ix'st lioiu'-ity. » • « • With telrvixinn nhoiit lo mnkr ill ithent into our homes, all n dor lor will liarr to rlo irhrn irr mil him i« piekup the receiver and trll us to stick out ■>ur tonyues. « • • • According to a piycimlogist. thorc arc tliree essential- lliat the man let'lri lie must liiivp he (ore he can face the world with pcjuiinimity. Trousor*. jacket and \e*t pre-umatily.

By Zamiel

I "[Ye uv.ilerxlmul that the j/onnp Iwllt irhn iras rrrrntlii Ihrnir,, from her horse \'it a country show is just holding her ron ii. ♦ •» • • 1 A <■!.'-(■ acquaintance started out a few I month-, on a trip mound the world ion tin , instalment plan. We have ju-t rrprivf><l w <w< 1 t'uit lie fell down on hi* [my mi'jits in Alylnini.-tiin. "Mtnn/v rhnnstr the conn! tnol when qnniriiinfi. miff i/our irnrk ir-ill hr h n lr,;l." 'wlriHv* tt horliriillunil journal. Right hoc! * • » » i S<-ii-nti-N liiivp (i;-i-o\en>d an in-o't : in S(,uth Aincricn wliii-h ourries a while 1 liirlit in front mi.l a rod-lifjht behiml. l'he\ liavi" ftivi'll it ii lmt™ l.al'ui name. i.iit we ftill lielie\e it i~ iiotlling but a Imliv ear witii the s\ umleilii-t. j I While n film van brim! made, the ■ Inirliiiri man con I rart r<l xrurlct fryer I anil the hd'Umj Utihl t/rlloir. jnunilirr. • The fi'in (lirrctur then had a brain trure . „:,,! ilrti-lid to make the i>i<:lnrc in Tri-llinrr.loiir.

We nrrrhrnril Junior cr/iloinivrj rare'nil;/ In hi,\ tittle sister Unit <i rrfujire \rns <i fhiip trim kept oi'lir ill a fontball Will ill. The oilitor of n country mnv-paper t'tirod with si fortune, and in I Mill of hi> Sti.-rc-- 111' -I.lied: "My illiilitV to l'ctiii'. aiici .in wars in tin' country newspa jMT lii'lil. wiiii a £:i(l.ii.i(l lnuik Walancf. I alt riliuto in my clusc attention to ilui\ lit nil tiuu-!. ilit , uilnptioii nf a piilii'j - hi ~11 i.-1 limu'siy, tin , juac (ice of rijjornii-; nilos of t'conomy, am till' t'arL thai in y tllli-lu ilil'il l'c<-(Mltl\ lfii\injj mo £-J!>.'.lit!»." • • • • Thru Ilit rr mix thr rounlrj/ fnrmri who rj/ilniin il his fumitUin duriini tin ih-firrsninn in I his irnif, "/>o ynu srthat frlliiw ail lin it "I thr m<l i,f tin luhh-f 1,,- nskciL '"Well, he's mj/'hirri tniiii mid J i mi'l lulu him, .sv> in I in, i/rnrx lir trill turn thr fnnn. Thru I'l ■<l<iil trnrl-iiir/ for him mi,l yet it bn-'. 'itin hi." • • • • "Tlip only su'iu-ible road to prospcril; i* in li \<■ within our im-niiu l ." -a.\ ■, m i'<liluii;il. liiii I'i'w of us would cure I , be sik-li ini.xiM'^. • * • # S'linr ijirls lil.r mrn irhn nrr. enrrmrn and roiii/h Hut most of Ihrin likr tin >,i.;,t trim lias xomrl hint, trn.lrr ah.ml him, is/ir.-hillii Irtjal trnrlrr.