REAL LAUGHS.
(Sent in by Keith Walker, Raglan ; age 13.) Several dogs were shot in the west end. Please help our nurses' home. - The girl stirred her tea with a sigh; then walked outside and swept the garden path with her lovely eyes. "Rain spoils matches." (A newspaper heading.) "We regret to find that the announcement of the death of Mr. L is a malicious fabrication." Forecast: South-west to north-east winds. There is an epidemic of measles at present and over half the children attending school are absent. All the landmarks of the district, excepting the few that remain, have disappeared, He condemned -stag-hunting on the floor of the House of Commons. The hotel is to be enlarged by reducing the size of its immense rooms. An ambulance tent will be provided in a position near the luncheon and buffet marquees. The years seemed to fall from him like magic, and striding to the window he opened it and threw out his chest. "Peer's Son in Meat Case." (Newspaper heading;)
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Auckland Star, Volume LXV, Issue 129, 2 June 1934, Page 3 (Supplement)
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170REAL LAUGHS. Auckland Star, Volume LXV, Issue 129, 2 June 1934, Page 3 (Supplement)
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