WINNERS WORK.
THE DECIPING JOKES. (First by Nell; Crawford, 17, St. Mary's Itoad, Ponsbnby, age. 17.) Customer: You ought td;.call these "Old Soldier" ftv_es.. Shopfceeper: Why? Customer:; Because they never, dyer— they 1 only fade; aWyJ (Second by Helen Doull,B,- Maxwell Avenue, Grey! Lynn.)•:•. . "v Ohe , of the young members of the French legislature,', hard pushed for a compliment to, a fair'TSnglish lady, whose face was marred by an undeniably flat nose, remarked, "Madam, • you are an angel fallen .from-Heaven —but you fell on your nose." (Third by Edna Colvin, 25, Carnarvon Street, Gisborne, age Ti.) "That smart young florist is certainly keeping on the slogan Say it with flowers. "Why? What does he do?" "Well, so far, he has sent me a bunch, of forget-me-nots with every bill." (rpTU-th by Beryl Kelly, 19, Second Avenue, . Whangarei, age 10.) Jones: I tell J"ou, we men are not what .we used to be. ';' •. . Smith: Why is that? .- ,; ,-" Jones: Well, you eoct we ueed to be boye. .
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Auckland Star, Volume LXIII, Issue 302, 21 December 1932, Page 20
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165WINNERS WORK. Auckland Star, Volume LXIII, Issue 302, 21 December 1932, Page 20
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