TO RAISE A SMILE.
Old Lady (who believes she is growing deaf): There you have bin talking minutes,and I haven't heard a word; you've said! Old Man: Haven't been talking It's chewing gum.
The quiet-looking boy at-the foot of the- class had. not had a ; question, so the teacher propounded him this: "In what condition was the patriarch Job at the end of Ms life!" "Dead,": was,the
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Auckland Star, Volume LXIII, Issue 302, 21 December 1932, Page 20
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67TO RAISE A SMILE. Auckland Star, Volume LXIII, Issue 302, 21 December 1932, Page 20
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