THE REASON.
j Auntie: "Do you know you are playling with twu very naughty little boys, j Johnny?" i Johnny: "Yes." i Auntie: "You do I I'm surprised. | Why don't you play with good little j boys ?" I Johnny: "Because their mothers won't I let them!" j CELA VA SANS DIRE. I Breezy Hedges—Yes. lady, I'm a J plumber looking for a jo?»! Mrs. Handout—But where are your ■ tools? j "Tools, mum? Oh, a plumber always jhas ter go back after tbeui, you know!"
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Auckland Star, Volume XXXV, Issue 35, 10 February 1904, Page 3
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84THE REASON. Auckland Star, Volume XXXV, Issue 35, 10 February 1904, Page 3
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