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THE SCOTCHMAN'S GRATITUDE. «•■ Once a doctor used to harrass, Bleed a man and keep him still; Now a patient seeks a druggist, Goes to bed and seeks a pill. Jock was flabby, pasty, hasty, Jock was far from thrifty. Thirty doctors promised him he wuldn't live till fifty. He came out here from Aberdeen, across the briny ocean. And always speaks of Morse's Pills with tenderest emotion.

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Page 6 Advertisements Column 1, Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIX, Issue 9589, 17 April 1919

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Page 6 Advertisements Column 1 Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIX, Issue 9589, 17 April 1919

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