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SMILES FOR THE DAY.

He—" Why dp. you throw yourself at that old man, Miss Ethel?" Ethel— " Because they tell me he's a good catch."

"John," said the newly-married business man. "Yes, sir," responded the office boy;' "Call my wife every 15 minutes and mumble 'Lovey-dovey tootsey-wootsey' about seven or eight :times.''■ ■ • ■■' : .■ ■ .

,■• grandfather— " Well, Paul, what iw.ould. you like me to give you for a birthday present ?" Paul—-"Oh, grandfather, buy mo a telephone, so that I can answer the master's questions without. having'to go to school.".

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SMILES FOR THE DAY., Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8809, 4 March 1914

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SMILES FOR THE DAY. Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8809, 4 March 1914

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