SMILES FOR THE DAY
Mr Young&tork (to the servant .cleaning ■window 1.. in r which hangs a "To be Jet" notice)—" Ahem .'.And are you ,to ibe let with them, my dear?" " Jane— "No, I'm not. I'm to be Ist alorie."
Boy (who. has been naughty and sent out into the garden to find a switch to punish him with)—" Oh, mummy I couldn't find a' switch anywhere, but liere's & stone you can throw-at me."
Young Wife— "Why do you always sib on tho edge of the chair?' Husband—" Woll, my dear, you know ■Wre buying the furniture on the msalment system, and that's all 1 teel fcufcitled to."
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Ashburton Guardian, Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8807, 2 March 1914
SMILES FOR THE DAY Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8807, 2 March 1914
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