SMILES FOR THE DAY.
■ Wifey--" You're always insinuating that woman has too much idle curiosity." Hubby—"ldle curiosity! Idle! ,■ Nonsense! It's the most active thing .about her!" V 1 " I suppose you only marjriifei me because I had a little money." --■ffifio—" Paul, 'that's unfair. You krmw I'd have married you if you'd liadfloads!" •"\What makes you think the new r soprano won't do? At first.you said ■her voice was good." " I know I did, 'but none of the other sopranos seem : to be jealous of her." He "But why do you keep, on call- - ing me 'Fred ? Didn't I say my name was Willie?" Sho—" Why, of course; how silly I am. I keep on thinking this •;js Thursday."
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Ashburton Guardian, Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8802, 24 February 1914
SMILES FOR THE DAY. Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8802, 24 February 1914
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