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"My dwelling is bounded on :the" north':by ,'n .'.• gasworks, on the-south by; an indiarubber works, on the west by a; vinegar factory, and on the east'by. a glue-boiling establishment." "Aiiii?e? neighbourhood, I. must say!" "Quite so, but it has one advantage. .-I can: always tell which way the wind blows without•■ looking at the .weathercock:'/;; Doctor;, (to anxious husband-; and" father)—" All the baby wants is some' good milk, and take care that it' al\vays comes from the same/cow. As foi-Che mother., 'there's, nothing really the matter with her, , only a little'"weakness, that's all. And she'll soon pick up if ;she has. every, day siome underdone beef•fiteak." ;';Anxious Husband—" From, the same ox,, doctor?" . , .;■■.;.;:

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SMILES FOR THE DAY., Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8800, 21 February 1914

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SMILES FOR THE DAY. Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8800, 21 February 1914

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