SMILES FOR THE DAY.
Bella: ."He said ho would kiss me or die in the attempt." Chrissy: "Wollr"' Bella: "He has no life insurance, and I pitied his poor old mother." Commercial —"If a man has an income of two millions a year, what is his principal?" Cynic—"A man with such an income usually has no principle." "Yes, sir," said Jenkins, "Smithers is a man who keens his word; but then he has to." " How is- that?" asked Johnson. " Because no one will take it,", ' '.- , ■■ -'' ■ First Amateur Photographer,—" Did that expert show you how it was done?" Second Amateur Photographer —"Yes; but he didn't show me how to do it." ■'' i.
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SMILES FOR THE DAY., Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8795, 16 February 1914
SMILES FOR THE DAY. Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8795, 16 February 1914
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