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SMILES FOR THE DAY.

Howell—"I feel like a fish out of water." Powell—"I feel like a horse in a garage."

"He knows all the best people in town." "Why' doesn't he associate with .them, then?" "They know him."

Algernon (the poet))—" lam sad and weary; Tarn a broken man!" Wilkins —"So I think, for I have seen.your pieces!" " I have discovered a way to keep a fountain pen from leaking." "That so? let me in, please?" "Forget to put ink in it."

Peck —" Yo,u will never get the dog to obey you, my dear." ■ Mrs Peck— "1 will" with patience. You. wero just as troublesome yourself at first."

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SMILES FOR THE DAY., Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8789, 9 February 1914

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SMILES FOR THE DAY. Ashburton Guardian, Volume XXXIII, Issue 8789, 9 February 1914

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