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How to Cook a Husband

Thefirst thing to bo done is to catch him Having done so, the mode of cooking him so as to make a good dish is as follows :— Many a good husband is spoiled in the cooking. Some women keep them constantly in hot water, while others freeze them with conjugal coldness ; some smother them with hatred and contention, and still others keep them in pickle all their lives. These women always serve them up with tongue sauce. Now, it is not to be supposed that husbands will be tender and good if treated this way ; but they are, on the contrary, very delicious when managed as follows:— Get a large jar, called the jar of carefulness (which all good housewives have on hand) ; place your husband in it, and place him near the fire of conjugal leve ; let the fire be pretty hot; especially let it be clear ; above all let the heat be constant; cover himoverwithaffection; garnish him over with the spice of pleasantry, and if you add kisses and other confections, let them be accompanied with a sufficient portion of secrecy, mixed with prudence and moderation.

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How to Cook a Husband, Ashburton Guardian, Volume VII, Issue 2464, 11 July 1890

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How to Cook a Husband Ashburton Guardian, Volume VII, Issue 2464, 11 July 1890

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