10 THX XDITOB. Bit,—" Another of the Poor" and & f«ry amateur fatlander seem to be purled orei the magnificent language indulged m by the » Real Originator " of the half-holiday movement, m your issue of lh« 82nd tout. . , One gets entangled by the longitadinal extension of the words used m the magnificent epintle referred to, and the othei admit! that he is completely fiabtrgaated till he can get a split new dictionary of the heaviest known oallbre. But eren with this he would require to be urned with the latest pattern of the Encyclopedia Britanoica Oompany'a new gun. But the oause of the eruption on the 22nd mat ia easily explained, The " Beal Originator" has been educated by the chaiD) and words aa long as ths links of a oeokiace made from Rule and Oo.'s extra floe donble>aeaaonedtwelva-inch sausages, and asaonorous aa Pattman's dinner gong, come as natural to him as going barefooted does to the old man swan and his (Ofpeotsd family m the Domain. Kxplaln this to the muff* wno wrote to yea j estetday, and they will wonder why they did not see it themselves. Fours eto., AHOTHSB 07 THX ImFKOUMJOUS. P,8.~ M jon think— l mean tf yon opine— l don't know what that means, %uilt* the right word »nybow, that there Is the neat tafinUestmal "cheap ad." favor commingling with the allusions to iawsagesand dinner gongs, your mental borieon most be obtoured by balluolnaiJona whleh some day may oauie you to disappear from the mighty pinnacle of f onr Editorial ohalr.
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Ashburton Guardian, Ashburton Guardian, Volume VII, Issue 2133, 24 May 1889
Ashburton Guardian Ashburton Guardian, Volume VII, Issue 2133, 24 May 1889
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