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Rough on Sir Wilfrid. —Somebody (saya the Fall Mall Gazette) it seems has been at the pains to collect the elegant names that have been bestowed by one of the newspapers of the licensed victuallers, facetiously known as the “ Bartel Organ,” on Sir Wilfrid Lawson. They have called me (says that long-suffering humorist) “That old Cracked Teapot, the Watery Jester, a Demented Cretture, that Washed-out Water Party, the Drivelling Idiot, the Brainless Fanatic, the Confiscatory Molly Coddle, the Empty-headed Noodle, the Peregrinating Pump Handle, the Tea-drinking Twaddler, the Pop-bottle-Pump Orator, the Permissive Platitudinist, the Peripatetic Agitator, the Utopian Dreamer, the Maudlin Mountebank, the Crooning Clown, that Fool of Fools, the Wailing Cant, the Arrant Humbug, the Apostle of Slops.” Holloway's Pills.— Weary of Life.— Derangement of the liver is one of the mosdangerons of diseases, and the most prolific source of those melancholy lorebodings which are., worse than death itself. A few doses ot these.noted Pills act magically in dispelling low spirits, and repelling the covert attacks made on the nerves by excessive heat, impure atmospheres, over-indulgence, or exhausting excitement. The most shattered constitution may derive benefit from Holloway’s Pills, which will regulate disordered action, brace the nerves, increase: the - energy of the intellectual faculties, and revive the fading memory. By attentively •, studying the instructions for taking these PilU, and explicitly putting them in practice, the most desponding will soon feel confident of a perfect recovery.—[Advt,

New Advertisements. LOST, from the Post Office, Ashburton, on THURSDAY, a Bunch of KEYS. Finder, on returning same to Office of this paper To.-night, will be rewarded. JN J. BE GO’S ESTATE. All CLAIMS in the above Estate must be sent in to me on or before TUESDAY, the 4th, otherwise they will hot be recognised. MAX FRIEDLANDER, jl 1 Trustee. L., N o. 23 The usual MONTHLY MEETING of the Members of the L.0.L., Star of Ashburton; will be held in the Temperance Hall, on THUBSDAY, July 6th, 18S2. By order of the W.M. G. H. St. HILL, Secretary. gOUTH RAKAIA ROAD DISTRICT. TENDERS.. .will be received up to “THURSDAY, the 6th July, for REFORMING and REPAIRING 555 Chains of Acton River road. Specifications can be seen at the Roac '.Board Office, South llakaia. Tenders to, be endorsed and addressee to the Chairman of the Board. A. MAKEfO, jl 1 Clerk to the Board. Gazette in Bankruptcy.

V. R. T^TOTICE — The Ashbuhton Guardian H a Gazette for all notices undt r the ' Debtors and Creditors Arts '|g|“ _ENT PUBLICATIONS. Court Buies, Land Transfer ■-Book and Acts, Joint Stock ,ComActe, *&c., on Sale at Office/of this

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 1, Ashburton Guardian, Volume III, Issue 677, 1 July 1882

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Ashburton Guardian, Volume III, Issue 677, 1 July 1882

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