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When King Cetywayo put on his first pair of pantaloons, kindly presented him by the British Government, ho murmured softly : “ Charity covereth a multitude of shins.”— Boston Courier. “And where was the man stabbed?’ asked an excited barrister of a physician. “ The man was stabbed about an inch and a half to the left of the median line, and about an inch above the umbilicus,” was the reply. “ Oh, thank you, sir, I understand now ; but I thought it was near the town-hall. Student’s Journal. A Dog’s Broken Heart. —Dr. Calderwood, Professor of Moral Philosophy in i the University t of Edinburgh, has, in kis work recently published, entitled “ The Relations of Mind and Brain,” the .following story of a dog :—“ A dog belonging to a United Presbyterian minister killed the fowls while the family were at church, and buried them in the garden. The bodies were found. The dog was taken to the garden, and immediately confessed his guilt. His master took him to his library, and, having shut the door, began a reprimand after this fashion;— ‘ What a wicked thing you have done in murdering the hens ! You are a minister’s dog, and should have' been an example to other dogs, instead’ of doing such a thing as this. Thon, this is the Sabbath day, and the deed is ail the worse on account of the day on which it had been done.’ Thus admonished,, the dog was put out of the door, and the door shut. Next morning he was found dead. A veterinary surgeon was consulted, and declared that the dog had died of a broken heart.

Business Notices. LATEST STYLES FROM LONDON & PARIS. Craighead & Go., Merchant Tailors, TANCRED STREET, (Next Orr & Go.) PERFECT FIT GUARANTEED. 982a-445a UjABINET MAKER, &c,, SAUNDERS’ BUILDINGS, ASHBURTON. All kinds of Furniture, Picture Frames, «fec., on Sale and made to order. FUNERALS FURNISHED-1 4g glorious news. One Week More! AND POSITIVELY THE LAST OF THE MONSTER CARNIVAL, FANCY FAIR AND BAZAAR, IN FOWLER’S NEW BUILDINGS, Tcincred street. STOCK MUST BE DISPOSED OF.? FURTHER GREAT REDUCTIONSEVERY Purchaser will be presented with the NEW AND WONDERFUL ABORIGINAL PUZZLE Tremendous Bargains. 614c-6o ASHBURTON HAIR CUTTING ROOMS. REDUCED PRICES. E. A. GARNETT, Hairdresser, East Street, TT7TLL REDUCE his PRICES from YV June 19th, in order to meet the times, as follows : GENTS HAIRCUTTING 0^ BOYS’ haircutting, under 12 years 3d. Bd. 3d< A large and well-assorted stock of Tobacco, Cigars, Perfumery, and Fancy Goods, at greatly reduced prices. Note the address—je®- E. A. GARNETT’S Old-Established Haircutting Rooms, East street, Ashburton. Agent for the sale of the Ashburton Guardian and Evening Herald. 565c-9590 TO FARMERS. GEO. MAULE, GRAIN, SEED, & PRODUCE BROKER, LAND, ESTATE, & GENERAL COMMISSION AGENT, Cashel Street East, Christchurch. FARMERS having GRAIN and PRODUCE for SALE, would kindly send Samples stating Prices and quantities, per Post, will receive every attention. BUYERS OF FIRST-CLASS WHEAT, BARLEY, and OATS. ■ Prices and Samples of Seed sent Free by Post. lOOOg

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Ashburton Guardian, Volume 1, Issue 133, 31 July 1880

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