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Best Leg Foremost.— “ Mary,” said an up-town woman to a new servant, “ when you hang out the clothes, be careful to always put the nicest pieces nearest the street.” Very Lazy. —Another lazy man has been found. lie spells photograph, “ 4tograph.” There have been only three as bad. One lived in Kansas and dated his letters “ 11 worth” ; another spelled Tennessee “ lOsC” ; and the other wrote Wyandotte “Y&.”

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Ashburton Guardian, Ashburton Guardian, Volume I, Issue 14, 28 October 1879

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Ashburton Guardian, Volume I, Issue 14, 28 October 1879

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