Varieties.

Star (Christchurch), Issue 1738, 22 September 1873, Page 4

Varieties.

A' beautiful school girl, 13 years old and six, feetione inch high, is c«using a general rupture among the suspenders ot the short bo. 's. who try to kiss her. A "Pittsburgh coroner makes no charge whereme sits on a young man who parted his hair in the middle. He says that his pergonal satisfaction his enough without the fee. ■The Chicago Inter- • cean says:— "lucca mounts tim diatonic ladder with the tread of n qufeep." ' _he tread of a queen ascending a laadeVmust indeed be an enchantment. Mrßnckstone, of the Haymarket Theatre, thuS* announces the close of his season : — "Tfce:. end of the 'Wicked World" is app. .Aching." The date of tbe event is JufyUfer ; At accent Agricultural Bhow in Norfolk, one dfctiie i' habitants thus uttered his sentimeiits on'a canvas banner : — 25H :t aU the crops the farmer raises, •>:"* .Or. capital employees, yJSti.ne--. brings such comfort and euch 'uXi. X, .- prttifefF, r'.- AST. crop of girls and,! oyses." lu^alsachusettß, when a preacher receutl. rei^ecT " seventeenthly " in his sermon h k&rwitfg* chap yelled " fire 1" and the congr. g..fte&*Vl-B promply dismissed. woman, married to her second l;i_ife_ud,Vrecen.ly said to him : " Oh, b v lH^B^_*° r Charles would be, if he were s ii; X.dSfY tu'fite himself replaced by a man «>. i.,«t4H_jr<L ««-» : you are.'' • If-nicrificf.- Boy (to 'ndy visitor). " T< itcher, there's v gal onr there a v» inkin 1 1 me." Teacher—" Well, then, don't look at her." Boy— "But if I don't look at her, .he'll wink at Bomebody else !'"