CHURCHILL

Observer, Volume XI, Issue 717, 24 September 1892, Page 18

CHURCHILL

Didn t D.C., the fancy lady-killer, look: happy with his arm around the young lady s neck at the Maori dance ? Look out, Dave ; if dad hears of it he will make it rather warm for you. 'Take care, beware, for perhaps she's fooling thee.' Too bad of the girls to say they would have to oil your knee joints the next time they dance with y0u.... What made W.Wf. look so sad ? Was it because he had the toothache, or was it because the girl left him for the ' other feller.'

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INGLEWOOD (TAEANAKI). What was the attraction that drew E. C. H. from New Plymouth to the leap year ball? Ah, Marian. Look to your spurs, Bobbie, George aud Harry may prove dangerous rivals.... The bald-headed beau of Tariki Eoad is going to Auckland at Christmas to get a wife through the matrimonial agency.... Why does T. E. of Wortley Eoad, go so often to Lepperton. Is it to see Sarah ? Sly dog, Tom. ..Edith has not much faith in princes, but she has in a king.... Look out, Tom, George thinksthe singing class a grand institution. Heenjoys the walk immensely from Lincoln Eoad and back, particularly where he has to carry Maggie over the mud.... What is the attraction for M. &,, of Waiongona up the Worcley Enad ? Beware of the widows ..Who was the young lady that wanted to have a game of jolly sailor boys ? Ask Lizzie M ...Bessie and Blanche shine most en famille, so B. says ; he ought t ■■> know, he is very often there.... What is the attraction to the Windsor Eoad for the only practical tea blender in Taranaki ? I* he oontemplating having: another dip in the matrimonal lottery. It is no use, Peter, neither Lucy nor Annie care for Brummagem jewellery.. ... The tonsorial artist affords the dear girls much fun by the airs he puts 0n.... When is A. M. eroing to get a mate in his pretty little nest near the chain bridge ? Be quick, Arthur, and send the cake along. . . Who was the young lady who tried to bribe the youth at P. O. to tell her who was the O.M. It is no use, Lily, he is too fly, he sends his letters to New Plymouth to post..., Great demand for Observers containing account of leap year ba11.... Eliza says thereis one member of the leech tribe that won't bite. Has she been experimenting? ..Ask T. G. L. about the Scoton shave. He is not so green as to want another.. ..George B. is very attentive to Annie T. Is he acting as locum tenems for his brother ? Dangerous work ; he may get caurht himself.