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Colonist, Volume L, Issue 12140, 15 January 1908, Page 3

i The Unxpected. — Two young ladies entered a tram-car and found only standing room. "I'm going to get a seat," said one to her companion ; "now, you sew!" Selecting a sedate looking gentleman, she walked up to him. 'My dear Mr Green!" she exclaimed. " How delighted 1 am to see you ! You are almost a stranger. Will I accept a seat? Well.l do feel tired, I admit. Thank you ao much!" The man rose. "Sit <i wn, Jane, my girl," said she as he courteously pointed to the vacant seati "Duu't often see you out on washing day. You must feel tired, J.'m an c, "How's your mistress ?"