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Ethel: "Jack Roxleigh is good-look-ing enough, but I doii't CW6 tor his ways.' T Maris: "Never mind about his ways, my dear; think of his means." The Hammer and the Johnnie rushed into the dining room, his voice lifted to a long, quavering wail. * < What 'a the matter f'' asked , mother., Johimie removed both fists from his eyes and explained mournfully: "Papa was out on the back porch nailing down a plank, and he had a big hammer—an awful big harfimer. Then hj? missed the nail and hit his thumb." "Then what are'you crying about?" asked mother. "Why didn't you laugh?" Then Johnnie told the whole story thus: "I did."

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