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Sun (Christchurch), Volume I, Issue 32, 14 March 1914, Page 3 (Supplement)

Once upon a time a very cool man called on his doctor and asked him for medical .advice* "Take a tonic and dismiss from your mind all that tends to worry you," said the doctor. Several months after the patient received a bill from the doctor asking him to remit three guineas, and answered it thus: "Dear doctor,; —I have taken a tonic and your advice. Your bill tends to worry me, so I dismiss it from my mind." Moral —Advice sometimes defeats its giver.