"Who—me ? "

NZ Truth, 15 March 1924, Page 1

" Who— me ? "

t The most retiring chap I knew (And I have known a mutt or two) Was simple Bill, who, tall and Bllm, Could not tell why men suffered him. He hardly spoke or muttered boo, This strange retiring chap I knew. Bill fell m love with Angel Eyes, But' so did half a dozen guys. He watched his rivals going strong, When they eased off he buzzed along. T love yer, Bill," one night said she. "Good Gawd," 6aid puzzled Bill, "Who — me?" Now Bill at toll was not too bad. In fact the best the firm had had. When he was due to get a rise You can't imagine his surprise. The Boss called Bill: "A rise!" said he. Bill looked around, and then,. "Who — me?" Bill's marriage day with Angel Eyes Came round all right, but he was wise. When all the fish heads with the bride Went In the Church Bill stood outside. One guy came out: "Come In!" said he. "Dlcken," said Bill. "Go ml Who— me?" — "Frank 'Dee"