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Hot Lakes Chronicle, Volume 3, Issue 151, 23 October 1895, Page 4

Mr Phoney man : "Speaking of flowers and fruits and the like, there wns only one fruit in the Garden of Uden that was a failure," Mr Uptown: "Which was that?" Phoney man : "The early pair of Cctirse." She's the prettiset maiden That ever was born, ller lips are a rose And —her tongue is its thorn. It seems strange to rote that the eyes sometimes lie, but it is true, nevertheless, as people are often heard to remark that they can't believe their own eyes. " 'Saw wood and say nothing ' is bad English," said the tramp. " People should say: " 'See wood and say nothing." jjuriug the first nine months of 1894, the United States exported 300,000 head of cattle to England, valued at £5,800,000. An exploring party in the vicinity of Norsowood recently discovered a curio in a kind of Ilex which possessed elastic qualities. Amidst loud lauglitor, Mr Flatsman told the House recently that if the tea duty were reduced it would only induce the ladies to have afternoon tea in the morning. A mutiny has broken out in the Congo, ono of the nativo regiments revoling and murdering the commander.