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Brudder Snowball: "Gawdge said be saw suthin' pretty neat in print tb' otber day." Brudder Jones : "Sho cow ! What ?" Brudder Snowball; His best girl in a calico dress." Sub-Editor: "Tou told me last month not to allow any mother-in-law jokes in the paper now you're putting one in, written by yourself. Editor : 'That's all right; last month I was not married." Doctor: "Did you have a heavy chill?'.' J Eair Patieut: "It seemed so." Doctor : "Did your teeth chatter ?" Eair Patient: "I don't think so ; they were in my dressing-ease." J-tie Customs returns provo beyond contra diction that Nelson, Moate and Co's tino ten live being appreciated by the majority, for in spite of tlie numerous firms in every pari the Colonies that arc* copying them, the turnover is as large as ever, and the demand so great that they soil more Indian, Coyon and blended teas than tho whole of the imports and dealers put together in last quarter of the Colony.

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Hot Lakes Chronicle, Volume 2, Issue 125, 29 May 1895, Page 3

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 Hot Lakes Chronicle, Volume 2, Issue 125, 29 May 1895, Page 3

Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 Hot Lakes Chronicle, Volume 2, Issue 125, 29 May 1895, Page 3